Tweet Indulgences

I can handle Popes who: have mistresses; commit murder; spawn legions of illegitimate children; keep Kings standing in the snow; refuse to annul a marriage while shacked up with a courtesan; call for Crusades; start Inquisitions; have their predecessor’s body exhumed, put on trial, and desecrated; sell licenses to brothels to fill the Vatican coffers; pimp out their daughter to build the family’s alliances; indulge in orgies; sell the wives and children of ‘married’ clergy into slavery; sell off Vatican property to pay personal debts; turn a blind eye to fascists and genocide . . . .

BUT, I can’t buy follow the Pope’s Tweets and get time off from Purgatory, just a bridge too far . .  .  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/16/vatican-indulgences-pope-francis-tweetsstory_xlimage_2010_09_R3554_Nine_Circles_of_Hell_Relocate_To_Upper_East_SideJPEG

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